Sunday, October 28, 2012

Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak


  1. In the midst of the birth of the Russian Revolution, we watch the lives of two entirely different people unfold and watch how the forces of war, nature, choices, and love bring them together only to tear them apart again and again. Yuri Zhivago, our protagonist, is a doctor by day and poet by night. After spending his childhood without his father, Yuri goes to medical school, marries the girl of his dreams, and has beautiful children with her, talk about a picturesque lifestyle right? But as we all know, all good things must come to an end and for Yuri this was when he became a doctor for the Army in the revolution. As a doctor he served valiantly and did the best he could with what he was given. Now let's back up a little bit and introduce yet another character, Lara Antipova. Lara was not "born with a silver spoon," so to speak, after her mother takes in a lover/sugar daddy, Victor Komarovsky, who soon turns his lustful sights on Lara. After years of abuse, Lara tries to shoot Victor but passes out due to malnourishment. This is where our two lovebirds meet, seeing how Yuri is the only available doctor at the time of the "shooting" he goes to see if Lara is alright and the two have a brief but somewhat memorable encounter. Fed up with her abuse and wanting some refuge, Lara marries the only man she has ever known who has always loved her since they were children, Pasha Antipov. Yet their honeymoon phase ran its course rather quickly after he was informed of Lara's affair with the rich and powerful Victor Komarovsky. Pasha, distraught with this news, leaves his home for the Russian Army and Lara, being the doting wife and mother she now is, searches for him and eventually becomes a nurse for the army. It is while searching for her HUSBAND that Lara finally meets and develops feelings for Yuri, who feels the same for Lara (DON'T FORGET THAT HE'S MARRIED TOO!) So push comes to shove and Lara is forced to go back home, reluctantly, without Yuri or Pasha because of the climate of the war. When Yuri finally returns home the war has now left the battleground and has begun invading homes and the streets. Their (Yuri and his wife Tonya) home in Moscow has become so dangerous that they have no choice but to move to the Yural Mountains where, coincidentally, Lara lives too *wink wink*. So of course Yuri and Lara have a passion-filled affair but all of that ends when Yuri begins to feel guilty and ends the affair to honor his wife. Yet as he returns home to his now pregnant wife (shocking I know...) he is drafted into the Red Army for the revolution to serve as their doctor. After witnessing some terrible things he finally flees the horrors of the war and returns to the one, the only, Lara where he spends years of his life living with the woman and child his heart loves. Yet (I know! Yet another buzz kill! I know how you feel!) their paradise encounters a rather large hurricane when Victor Komarovsky (You didn't think I'd forget about this guy did you?) comes to claim what is "rightfully his" (Demented, isn't it?). So Lara ends up leaving the Yurals with Victor and without Yuri. Oh and here's the kicker.... She's pregnant with Yuri's baby!! Oh snap! Is Victor getting punk'd? I think not! So years go by and Yuri is now old, gray, and alone. He spends the last years of his life writing poem and serving as a doctor to those with tuberculosis.  THE END. OH WAIT I FORGOT!! One last thing! As Yuri is sitting in a coffee shop he looks out the window and finds a boy that is like a mirror image of himself at that age. Puzzled but thrilled by the idea that this might be his son his eyes and heart desperately search for the woman he has always loved, Lara, and when he sees her his heart and soul are filled with so much love and content that it can barely stand it. So, in the middle of the coffee shop, he attempts to scream out her name "Lara! Lara!", but fate will never allow it because in that same moment his heart beats no more. THE END!
  2. The theme of this complicated, thrilling, and enjoyable novel is that even love will never be what you want it or expect it to be. There will always be twists and turns that even I couldn't conjure up, but even with that irrevocable fact, you should never hide from it. 
  3. Doctor Zhivago is very much about accepting the curveballs life and love throw at you and simply making the best out of them. You don't have to necessarily make a home-run, but at least getting to first base would be fantastic.  The author is able to portray through the inner thoughts of his characters. 
“And why is it, thought Lara, that my fate is to see everything and take it all so much to heart?” (p. 24)

“How wonderful to be alive, he thought. But why does it always hurt?” (p. 17)

"And so it turned out that only a life similar to the life of those around us, merging with it without a ripple, is genuine life, and that an unshared happiness is not happiness" (p. 175)


  1. Two examples of direct characterization was when the narrator straight out tell you things about the character, like how (s)he is feeling or when the narrator tells the reader about the character's past. Two examples of indirect characterization is the nonverbal communication between Lara and Yuri (body language) and the way Yuri reacts to the things he sees in the war. 
  2. The author remains consistent with his diction and syntax even when he shifts characters. He only changes inner and regular dialogue to fit the character's personality and tone. (Refer to quotes above).
  3. The protagonist is round because of the way he struggles with his conscience both during and after the affair. He is also dynamic because at the start of the novel he only cared for Tonya yet as time passed he began to care for Tonya and Lara and at the end he only loved Lara. (Refer to the summary for examples).
  4. After finishing the novel I felt like I had met two new people, even though I connected with Lara much more than Yuri I have to say that I was rooting for them to get together and live that typical happily ever after. So imagine my disappointment when Pasternak decided to become a realist on me and make Yuri die while staring at Lara! Oh well, c'est la vie!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Filter Bubbles On Facebook...

So I was casually taking a stroll through my facebook news feed when I came across a post from a page I had never heard from and didn't remember "liking". So, naturally, I go to the post and try to read what it says and imagine my surprise when I saw it was about weaves! Now for those of you who are unaware, I am both mexican and black (I enjoy calling it "blaxican" for short) so when I saw this post I automatically thought "Facebook knows I'm half black!" But the more I thought about it, the more I began to wonder, "how did Facebook know?!" After about five minutes of contemplation my mind turned to a video Dr. Preston had shown my class earlier in the week about Filter Bubbles. Needless to say I now understand firsthand how Filter Bubbles REALLY work. Now please be mindful that I feel wronged or offended by the post, I merely want to show that filter bubbles don't only apply to your viewing habits on  the internet. So for your viewing enjoyment, I took a screenshot of the post and it is displayed below!


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

In Other News..

Though I am aware that this blog is primarily to reflect my work and effort in my AP English Literature Blog, I also believe should reflect my general values and ethics. So I came to the conclusion that from time to time I will take a "break" in my journey through this course and post videos, articles and anything else I find that I believe deserves acknowledgement or could ignite some conversation. On that note, for those of you who are unaware, I am Co-President of Anti-Bullying Club (my partner is Alex Ramirez) and in our club we have decided to begin a campaign that will hopefully become one of note like many other noteworthy Anti-Bullying Campaigns. So to kick-off our future web series we created an introductory video. Let me know what you think and enjoy!


Monday, October 22, 2012

Do you know what time it is??? IT'S SPONGEBOB TIME!!!

For those of you who follow my blog you may already know that I've done a couple vocabulary remixes in the past and usually did it with some Spongebob clips and what not, just to spice things up. Well now I have been assigned to do what I do best... Browse youtube and google pictures for clips and photos of perfect representations for each vocabulary word. SO... without further ado! LEEEEEET'S GET READY TO VOCAAAAAAAAB!!!!



Abortive: failing to produce the intended result

Bruit: spread a report or rumor widely

Contumelious: scornful and insulting behavior

Dictum: a formal pronouncement from an authoritative source; a short statement that expresses a general truth or principle

Ensconce: establish or settle

Iconoclastic: characterized by attack on established beliefs or institutions

In medias res: a narrative that begins somewhere in the middle of a story 
rather than the beginning

Internecine: destructive to both sides in a conflict

Maladroit: ineffective or bungling; clumsy

Maudlin: self-pitying or tearfully sentimental, often through drunkenness

Modulate: exert a modifying or controlling influence on

Portentous: of or like a portent; done in a pompously or overly solemn manner

Prescience: the power to foresee the future

Quid pro quo: a favor or advantage granted in return for something

Salubrious: health-giving, healthy; pleasant, not run-down

Saturnalia: the ancient Roman festival of Saturn in December; an occasion of wild revelry

Touchstone: a standard or criterion by which something is judged or recognized

Traumatic: emotionally disturbing or distressing; relating to or causing psychological trauma

Vitiate: spoil or impair the quality or efficiency of; destroy or impair the legal validity of.

Waggish: humorous in a playful, mischievous, or facetious manner

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Claudia v. Hamlet


Day 3 in Court

(Scene I)

Judge: Prosecution, you may call your witness.
Prosecution: We call Claudia to the stand, your Honor.
Bailiff: (Witness stands) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Claudia: I do. (Witness sits)
Prosecution: Can you please describe to us how you and Polonius chose to truly figure out whether or not Hamlet was a lunatic.
Claudia: Well we wanted to see if it was Ophelia that was driving him mad or whether or not he was just crazy. So Polonius and I decided that the best way to do this would be to use Ophelia as a decoy and draw out his insanity.
Prosecution: And what was the result?
Claudia: Well I found that he seemed perfectly sane, he was just extremely strained due to all the stress at home. Although I can say he didn't look too favorably upon me or any other woman for that matter. Which saddens me because poor Ophelia must be heartbroken to now hear that Hamlet no longer loves her, which is why I saw it fit to send Hamlet away to England. I thought the new scenery would do him some good.
Prosecution: Well how thoughtful of you. No further question, your Honor.
Judge: Defense may begin cross examination.
Defense: Thank you, your Honor. (To Claudia) Prior to Hamlet and Ophelia speaking, Hamlet was "venting" his feelings by thinking out loud was he not?
Claudia: Yes.
Defense: And can you please tell the court what he said.
Claudia: *sighs* Hamlet was contemplating suicide. Whether or not life was with the constant suffering, but since we don't know what waits for us after we die is it really the best choice to give up what we know and venture past the point of no return into the unknown? Which in a sense makes cowards of all of us because even though life can be unbearable, our fear of the unknown prevents us from ending our troubles. To be or not to be, that is the question.
Defense: Well as a new mother, don't those inner thoughts seem rather lugubrious? 
Claudia: Absolutely.
Defense: Wouldn't it be reasonable enough to say that he in fact is so depressed by the death of his mother that he now is out of sorts? 
Claudia: I suppose so.
Defense: Why then do you say that he is entirely sane when you yourself can see how emotionally overwrought your step-son is? He can no longer even bear the strain of life and is now contemplating suicide and yet you claim, he is perfectly sane.
Claudia: Well... I never thought of it that way.
Defense: Of course you didn't because you never really cared about Hamlet. You just cared about saving your own skin.
-Prosecution Re-examines-

Claudia v. Hamlet


Day 2 in Court

(Scene I)

Judge: Defense, you may call your first witness.
Defense: Your Honor, we call Ophelia to the stand.
Bailiff: (Witness Stands) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Ophelia: I do.
Defense: Ophelia, can you please describe to us Hamlet’s behavior before you obeyed your father’s orders and refused Hamlet’s affections.
Ophelia: Well… He was a very soulful, loving person but he was greatly distraught with the death of his father and his mother less than commendable marriage, but that didn’t change how passionate he was.
Defense: And when you say passionate you are referring to his affection for you, correct? Just so that we have that clear.
Ophelia: Of course. Hamlet and I have a very strong and pure connection and truly do love each other.
Defense: Now, can you please describe his behavior after you began rejecting him.
Ophelia: Well, he went crazy. After I followed my father’s order, the next time he saw me he grabbed my forearms and shook me because he was so mad. I am just so conflicted because I know I should listen to my father, but Hamlet needs me there for him, without me he falls apart and I love him too much to do that to him.
Defense: That’s understandable, so when you realized Hamlet had gone mad who did you first go to?
Ophelia: Well my father of course.
Defense: Why? After all he was the one who originally told you to reject Hamlet’s affections, so why not go to someone else?
Ophelia: Because he’s my father and I assumed that he would be able to guide me in the right direction as to what I should do. The last thing I would want is for me to do something without my father’s guidance and then have my actions shame me or my family.
Defense: So you go tell your father about Hamlet and ask for his advice. What is his response?
Ophelia: He told me to not give in and begin to reveal my feelings for Hamlet just yet. He wanted to tell Claudia first.
Defense: And why would he want to do that?
Ophelia: Because word of Hamlet’s insanity would eventually spread, God forbid that the press would hear of it. If Hamlet’s insanity were to become widely known then it would only reflect on the family and the rest of the hierarchy within the business which would cause dissension with stockholders. So it was pertinent that Claudia knew so that she could settle the matter before it got too out of hand.
Defense: Thank you, Ophelia. You may step down.

(Scene II)

Judge: Defense, please call your next witness.
Defense: Your Honor, we call Polonius to the stand.
Bailiff: (Witness stands) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Polonius: I do (Witness sits).
Defense: Polonius, can you please explain to us what you did after your daughter Ophelia came to you with the news of Hamlet’s madness.
Polonius: I told her that I would tell Claudia, his step-mother, and let her handle the situation.
Defense: Polonius, I would like to remind you that you are under oath so I shall rephrase the question. When your daughter came to you with the news that Hamlet went mad you thought you had the perfect opportunity to curry a little favor with the head of the company, didn’t you? You thought that this was your chance to finally move up in the company by performing such a heroic deed; you would be saving the entire family from a media circus, so why wouldn’t Claudia promote you?
Prosecution: Objection your honor, badgering the witness!
Judge: Sustained, defense please move on and don’t start taking liberties.
Defense: Yes your honor. (To Polonius) Please explain to us what happened in the conference room with Gerry and Claudia.
Polonius: I explained to them what my daughter had explained to me and provided them with a few emails he had sent my daughter that I found to be quite inappropriate. After hearing all they needed to hear, they sent Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to find Hamlet and observe his behavior themselves.
Defense: And what was contained in these emails?
Polonius: Hamlet’s continuous proclamations of love.
Defense: Well if you were privy to these onslaughts prior to Hamlet’s insanity why not immediately take the matter to Claudia and Gerry?
Polonius: Because I believed it to be an idle passion that would easily be squelched by Ophelia’s rejection.
Defense: Yet if it truly was a passion he had for Ophelia, wouldn’t you, a man who has already created two children, know better than the latter that passion is not something that can simply be squelched. In fact, if we were to speak candidly, would it not be reasonable to say that passion can drive a man mad?
Polonius: I suppose so.
Defense: Then with that knowledge, why not allow your daughter be with the man she loves? Unless of course, you want him to remain insane, which would explain why instead of allowing Ophelia to follow her heart’s desire, you told Claudia and Gerry their son was insane.
Polonius: (Remains Silent)
Prosecution: Objection your Honor, relevance!
Defense: Your Honor I am merely supporting the platform of our case which is that Hamlet was driven insane by not only the scandal between Gerry and Claudia, but also with the rejection of Ophelia’s love.
Judge: Overruled, defense you may continue.
Defense: Thank you, your Honor. (To Polonius) Now, after Gerry and Claudia left the room, you finally had the chance to speak to Hamlet. Face to face. Am I correct?
Polonius: That is correct.
Defense: And how would you describe his mental state?
Polonius: He was extremely unstable, to say the least. He had completely forgotten who I was, but, of course, he knew quite well that I had a daughter that he was very interested in.
Defense: Thank you, Polonius. No further questions, your Honor.
Judge: Defense, you may call your next witness.
Defense: We call Hamlet to the stand, your Honor.
-Defense Direct Examination-
Judge: Does the prosecution have any questions?
Prosecution: We do, your Honor.
Judge: You may proceed then.
Prosecution: Thank you, your Honor. (To Hamlet) Can you please explain to us what happened in the conference room after you spoke with Guildenstern and Rosencrantz and found out they were sent to observe you.
Hamlet: Polonius entered the room with actors I had met a few years back and would be performing for the company and the annual company banquet.
Prosecution: And can you please describe the discussion you had with these actors.
Hamlet: I merely asked them to perform a play in which a Priam kills Pyrrhus by pouring poison in his ear.
Prosecution: Well isn’t it shocking that this play seems to mirror the death of your beloved mother, since the autopsy had stated that she had passed due to a poison that was poured into her ear.
Hamlet: I suppose it is.
Prosecution: In fact, if I didn’t know better I would propose that you chose this certain performance to serve as a test.
Hamlet: What do you mean?
Prosecution: Well look at the facts, your mother is dead due to poisoning and not even a month later your aunt marries your father. Then after that you receive a letter from who else but Hannah, your mother, saying she was murdered. How much more convenient could it get? But there’s one more piece to this puzzle. We can’t forget that you were also insane, but hold on just a second. If you were really insane, why would you opt for that play in particular, unless of course you were pretending you were insane and knew that this play would serve as a lie detector?
Hamlet: I find what you have said to be very callous and uncalled for. I have been subjected to the heaviest of burdens with the death of my mother and have only been further shamed by my father’s remarriage. So instead of asking me why I am insane, wouldn’t the proper question be, why not?
Judge: I’ve had enough. The prosecution may rest and we shall continue this tomorrow morning. 

Monday, October 8, 2012

Claudia v. Hamlet


Day 1 in Court


(Scene IV)

Judge: Prosecution, you may call your fourth witness.
Prosecution: Your Honor, we call Hamlet to the stand.
Bailiff: (Witness Stands) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Hamlet: I do.
Prosecution: Hamlet, can you please explain to us what happened the night you received the note from your mother.
Hamlet: Well I followed up on my claim that I would go back that night to the spot where they found the original note in hopes that maybe I’d find that message. I looked around trying to find something, anything out of place and that’s when I stumbled upon this stone that seemed wildly out of place. So out of curiosity I picked the stone up and underneath it was the note that I was searching for.
Prosecution: What did the note say?
Hamlet: My mother said that if anything were to happen to her, like an unexpected death, my aunt would be the reason for it.
Prosecution: And you believe this note?
Hamlet: It was written by my mother a week before her death, of course I do.
Prosecution: But how do you know it was actually written by her? You’re a pretty rational man Hamlet, so why didn’t it cross your mind that maybe the letter was forged? Maybe it was because you were so desperate to rid yourself of your step-mother. You can’t stand the thought of her taking the place of your mother, her sister. The thought that your aunt and father are joined by marriage disgusts you doesn’t it? It enrages you even! It eats at your very core and the only way to stop their blasphemous acts is to take revenge in your mother’s name. Isn’t Hamlet? You aren’t insane! You knew exactly what you were thinking when you read that not, didn’t you?
Hamlet: (remains silent)
Prosecution: No further questions your honor.
-Defense Cross Examines-

Claudia v. Hamlet

Day 1 in Court

(Scene III)

Judge: Prosecution, you may call your third witness.
Prosecution: Your Honor, we call Ophelia to the stand.
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Ophelia: I do.
Prosecution: Ophelia, can you please tell us what your brother and father said to you in regards to Hamlet.
Ophelia: Well, I told them how Hamlet and I had feelings for each other and it’s not that they didn't like Hamlet, it’s just that they don’t approve of us… being a couple.
Prosecution: Can you please elaborate?
Ophelia: Both my father and brother think that even though Hamlet may have strong feelings for me, he has expectations to meet and duties to fill that supersede his affections for me. Though they think highly of Hamlet, they both agree that Hamlet, if faced with the choice, would choose the company and its interests over my happiness since there are more people dependent on his rationality and success within the company. So naturally, since they don’t want me to get hurt, they advised that I try to put a bit of a distance between his promises and my heart. A promise from him only means so much since he has previous obligations that he agreed to long before he met me, so for my sake they thought it best if I looked at the situation with a bit of indifference.
Prosecution: And do you agree with their observations?
Ophelia: My father and brother know what’s best for me and I will heed their advice like any obedient daughter and sister would.
-Defense Cross Examines-

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Claudia v. Hamlet

Day 1 in Court
(Scene II)



Judge: Prosecution, you may call your second witness.
Prosecution: I call to the stand Lord Humphrey.
Bailiff: (Witness stands) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Lord Humphrey: I do.
Prosecutor: Can you please tell us what happened in the conference room at the estate?
Lord Humphrey: Claudia was talking about how we have to really keep an eye on Fortinbras & Co. since her sister Hannah had merged bought out the original company before her death. Now that the heir to the Fortinbras fortune has gathered a small group of investors, Claudia fears that they may get too popular and lock us out of the business.
Prosecutor: And did you notice anything strange while she spoke?
Lord Humphrey: Well I did think it was a little strange how she told us that even though her sister died and she is now married to her brother-in-law we really should get over the loss and get down to business. It seemed a bit apathetic.
Prosecutor: What else happened in the conference room?
Lord Humphrey: After Claudia was done talking about Fortinbras & Co. Voltimand and Cornelius left the room and Laertes asked if she would allow him to take the position in France as the representative of the company seeing how his duties here were filled. Claudia naturally agreed after receiving affirmation from Polonius, Laertes’ father and mentor.
Prosecutor: What happened after Claudia spoke with Laertes and Voltimand and Cornelius left the room?
Lord Humphrey: Claudia started talking to Hamlet.
Prosecutor: And what did she say to Hamlet?
Lord Humphrey: Well both Claudia and Gerry noticed how… depressed Hamlet seemed and when they asked why, even though he didn’t answer, they figured he was because he was still mourning the death of his mother Hannah. When they came to that conclusion they chastised him for being so sensitive and told him that kind of behavior didn’t befit an heir to their multi-million dollar company. (Humphrey leaves the stand)
Prosecution: No further questions your honor.
Judge: Does the defense have any questions?
Defense: No your honor.
Judge: All right, prosecution, you may call your third witness.
Prosecution: Your Honor, we call Hamlet to the stand.
Bailiff: (Witness Stands) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Hamlet: I do.
Prosecution: Hamlet can you please describe the relationship you have with Claudia and Gerry.
Hamlet: Gerry is my father and Claudia is my step-mother.
Prosecution: What was Claudia before she was you step-mother?
Hamlet: *sigh* She was my mother’s sister.
Defense: That’s definitely a peculiar situation and that must cause some discontent within the family, does it not?
Defense: OBJECTION, leading the witness your honor!
Judge: Sustained. Please rephrase the question councilor.
Prosecution: Yes your honor, Hamlet how do you feel about the relationship between your father and step-mother? Please remember that you are under oath.
Hamlet: I can’t say that I approve, but Claudia is family and Gerry is my father so I respect their decision.
Prosecution: When you say you don’t approve, what do you mean?
Hamlet: My mother hadn’t even been dead one month before my father married his sister-in-law and my aunt. He doted on my mother when she was alive and made it seem as if she were his reason for his existence. Yet when the opportunity came to not be alone or grieve he leaped at the chance to marry Claudia and she was all too eager to accept his offer. What kind of sister would marry his brother-in-law after her sister has passed? If you can justify a decision like that then maybe their incestuous affair can receive my support.
Prosecution: Can you please tell us what happened after Claudia and Gerry “lectured” you about your mother, Hannah?
Hamlet: Horatio, Marcellus, and Bernardo entered the room.
Prosecution: What did they say when they came in the room?
Hamlet: They had a note to give me that they had found on their rounds last night.
Prosecution: What did the note say?
Hamlet: That my mother had a message for me, so I asked where they found the note and at what time thinking maybe if we went back to the same spot I would find that note.
Prosecution: No further questions your Honor.
-Defense Cross Examines-

Friday, October 5, 2012

Claudia v. Hamlet


Day 1 in Court 
(Scene I)

Bailiff: Please rise. The Court of the Second Judicial District, Criminal Division, is now in session, the Honorable Judge Hanson presiding.
Judge: Everyone but the jury may be seated. Bailiff, please swear in the jury.
Bailiff: Please raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will truly listen to this case and render a true verdict and a fair sentence as to this defendant? 
Jury: (In unison) I do.
Bailiff: You may be seated.
Judge: Bailiff, what is today's case?
Bailiff: Your Honor, today's case is Claudia v. Hamlet.
Judge: Prosecution, you may call your first witness. 
Prosecutor: Thank you, your Honor. I call to the stand Bernardo.
Bailiff: (Witness stands) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Bernardo: I do.
Prosecutor: Bernardo where were you on the night of the 25th in December?
Bernardo: I was on guard duty at the Elsinore Estate.
Prosecutor: Can you please explain what happened that night?
Bernardo: Well, I was just coming onto my shift and saw that Francisco was still there. When he saw me it was obvious he was pretty shaken up about something, but he wouldn't say and so I took his spot and he left as quick as he could. After he left Horatio and Marcellus came and we made our rounds as we usually do.
Prosecutor: Did you find anything unusual on your rounds?
Bernardo: Yes, we found a letter.
Prosecutor: And what did the letter say?
Prosecutor: It said that, "If you are reading this letter then please tell my son, Hamlet, that his mother has a message for him." It was signed by Hannah, Hamlet's mother.
Prosecutor: And did you intend on doing what the letter said?
Bernardo: Yes, Hamlet is a dear friend to me, Marcellus, and Horatio. So we thought it was the right thing to notify Hamlet as soon as we saw him.
Prosecution: Thank you, Bernardo. No further questions, your Honor.
-Defense Cross Examines-

Case File: Claudia v. Hamlet

I have been noticing that the further our class gets into Hamlet the more difficult it becomes to understand it. So after a few days of trying to figure out how to make Hamlet more understandable without I came up with the idea of "recreating" the play and making it a sort of Law & Order spoof. Nearly all the characters are the same except I changed Claudius into Claudia and Hamlet (the father) into Hannah (it's the closest I could get to Hamlet, sorry!) that way it's more of a femme fatale type of story. So here is just the basic info and I'll have scene one up in a few minutes. Each act of the play shall be represented as days in court (e.g. Act One = Day One in Court, etc.). The prosecution in this story are trying to prove Hamlet guilty of murder, while the defense uses the "insanity" card to prove Hamlet innocent of murder. Hope this helps out!

Scene: A Courtroom

Characters:

  • Prosecutor 
  • Defense Attorney
  • Judge Hanson 
  • Jury
  • Horatio
  • Marcellus
  • Francisco 
  • Bernardo
  • Hamlet (Son)
  • Claudia
  • Gerry Trudman (Hamlet's Father)
  • Polonius
  • Laertes
  • Ophelia
  • A Priest
  • A Captain
  • Voltimand
  • Cornelius
  • Reynaldo
  • Rosencrantz 
  • Guildenstern 
  • Osric 
  • A Gentleman 
  • Hannah (Hamlet's Mother)
  • Bailiff 
  • Lord Humphrey (unrelated character that provides an eagle eye view of things)


Thursday, October 4, 2012

Dear Ophelia

I know it may seem like you've reached an impasse, but you must understand where your family is coming from. Now before you start skimming through the letter because now you think I'm going to nag you, you must understand that understanding is different from agreeing. You don't have to agree to at least understand and empathize with a person, so please try to understand your father and brother. Love isn't a bauble, it can be a very resplendent and extraordinary thing, but there is a large difference between love and lust. Yet, when love is created without the right intentions it can be quite lackluster and your family doesn't want you to settle for anything that doesn't complement your undoubted flamboyant mind. Hamlet, unfortunately, doesn't have the luxury to have love sub rosa because he is the prince of Denmark, this means he is obliged to do what is best for the state rather than be an apostate and indulge in his every whim. But pay heed to my advice when I say not to be lugubrious, though this may not be your one true love you will undoubtedly find a gentlemen who will honor you and love you the way you deserve. Your family does not want to stigmatize Hamlet because in truth he is a man with great probity and bravado, but the do not want you to get hurt. They truly do have your best interest at heart and they do trust in you. Just because they tell you how licentious this affection can be, it doesn't mean that is how they think of you. Ultimately it is up to both you and Hamlet to adjudicate whether or not your affections could burgeon into something more and I have faith that you won't let matters of the heart beguile your rationality.

Best Wishes,
Samantha